How to Survive the New Year's celebration at work?

Celebrations with colleagues from work is always double-edged sword - you can spend a phenomenal or catastrophic. Unfortunately, the latter are more numerous. In general, everything depends on colleagues and (un) avarice of the chief who pays the celebration.

You're great that when I say that everywhere should have natural and not pretend, but this rule deviates little of this kind of celebrations. If you relax too much, you will be the target of everyone's gossip. If you are "wooden Mary," are entitled to the same.
New Year at work are a necessary evil, not enjoy too much, but you have to spend. So here's how most to survive:No need any expectations
When you start with zero expectations, it's hard to be disappointed, right? Better get outta expectations below zero, so any one interesting thing will be a pleasant surprise. At the end you say you are - Sea was not so bad celebration. I want again! (How to do).Dress decently
It is the right word we're looking for - a decent and normal. Always have a group karminisani girls squeezed into tiny dresses that simply magnetize the eyes of meshlesti chichinja and aunts gossip. Do not give them that pleasure, it can be a ninja.Not napagjaj buffet
No, this is the last day on Earth. Tomorrow there will be food. At home you have food. If everything is paid for and you want to back of the head because it is wickedness and servant of Satan, devised better revenge than eating maligned Zdenka 28, 6 piroshki and cakes as there are a glory.
Do not be greedy spongers and azhdaja, the line is too long before you.No, not a wedding
Well, there piroshki for truth and the atmosphere is that boast only the bride and groom. But will not occur, although the dance and orders of dubious melodies are evident. Breathe, you will pass in any case. Say it is not their dances and celebrations follow with interest and subtle look that hides a secret message: I'm here, but I want'm not.No sticky money music
Here it is, dzhitna few drinks more and raised his hands in the air. Suddenly you are in the circle where clap their hands, they seized mild delirium are raspolozhuvash ma live once, where is my wallet? Sit still. Tomorrow I will eat shame, but much more nervousness that you lost money.Do not make plans with colleagues who do not want
As we had not come out ever, uh, we must correct that mistake - the words come out of your mouth while merrily toast with colleagues with whom you barely say hello to work. Do not think that their memory is short like yours. I'll ask for it out and you will suffer. You did not search with borinche.Let's paint ...
... On Facebook. And Instagram. Be checked! Selfiiii-Time!
These rituals make them at the beginning, when I collected and spastren. After the tenth drink, any photo-documentation is undesirable.Say what bothers
Realistically, everyone suffers. But because man has friends, a psychiatrist, pop, virtual anonymous forum. Celebration with colleagues is the last place you should share it with the death of your dog, breaking the female or unrealized platonic love 7th grade who is already married with 3 children.Stop forbidden topics
Politics, gay rights, religion and much earns. Vicious circle, you begin, engage in topics debated myself dounishtuvash average night. Better catch of dance.

 Home, washed with a toothbrush, pajamas and comfortable pleasant huddled in bed. Here series, ah, I'm going watched them all missed episodes, rather than just one was not celebration. But, well, it passed.
Until next year ...